I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Randomize
