People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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