Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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