The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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