Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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