She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Randomize
