The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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