We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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