They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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