So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
