He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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