i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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