What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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