At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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