You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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