we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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