sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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