Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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