She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
