How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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