READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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