after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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