Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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