Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
what if I'm pregnant?
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Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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