Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Randomize
