Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
wow bdsm is so cute
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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