just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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