So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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