I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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