He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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