You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
