This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
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