CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Never underestimate the power of titties
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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