He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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