I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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