left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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