i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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