Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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