The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Randomize
