First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Randomize