if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
My breasts were aching with rage.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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