yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I am spending my child support on dildos
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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