Where did you get a picture of my penis
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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