The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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