these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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