why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
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