I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
