I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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