I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
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i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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