So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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