haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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