Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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