Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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