Say something about gay babies.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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