chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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