we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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