She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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