no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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