i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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