birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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